retard guy – Joyin da move-mint. Jomp in da stupideh. WELCUM TO RETARDGUY, wer da dreamz ar big, IQ iz smol, an da vibez are MAXIMUM.

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RetardGuy es nut yuor nurmal humen, bru. Hi’s a foll-un certifeid dinginatic, a man whuse brin cills lift da chut da mument he discuvirid meem cuins.

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Evrybudy cals him retard becoz he yeets hiz hail lyf savinks intu degen cuins wid nemes like FROGPOOP, SLOPPYDOGE, or BUMCOIN X3000, but he duznt care, bru. Hiz brin haz onli two butons: BEEY, and BEEY MORR HARDR.

Wun taym, RetardGuy waz stairing at a chart mooving up by like 0.0000000001% an he sed, “BRU DIS IS DA BIG WUN. DIS IS MY DESTINEEE.

He prissed buy wid hiz fut, hiz elbo, hiz forhed — ennyting dat cud smash da buton. Da cuin did nut even hav website, logo, or puropus. Jost a PNG frog dat look like it waz drawn by a drunk chimken.

An dat, bru, waz da birf of RETARDGUY (RTG) da holiest meem cuin for pipol wid nega-IQ but posi-tiv vibez.

RetardGuy din’t cume frum smurt strategee or teknicul anaylissis. He cume frum pure, concentrated dumdum energee. Da kind of energee u get wen u drink 6 cups of kapeng barako at 3AM an start seeing triangles in da curtains.

Da stury sez RetardGuy wantid to be mi-lion-air so bad he talking to candle stiks like dey wer hiz frends: “Bru up up UP, dun be shy.” Sumtayms da candles go down an he cry a lil bit but den he say, “OKAY IS FINE, BUY DA DIP, BUY DA DIP DIP.”

Da communiteh sorounded him an sed, “dis guy… dis dum dum… he is our leder.” An so dey created da coin RETARDGUY, da offichal cuin for pipol hu duznt kno wut dey duing but stil screm, “WE GONNA MAKE IT, BRUUU!

RetardGuy remind all degens dat: Itz nut abut beeng smurt… Itz abut beeng stoopid togeder wid friendz.

Joyin da move-mint. Jomp in da stupideh. WELCUM TO RETARDGUY, wer da dreamz ar big, IQ iz smol, an da vibez are MAXIMUM.

Dunt tink jast buy nuw!!!

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